Something a little bit different from Glenn...LIKE GOOD BUTTA
Now this is friggin good butta.
The hell kind is it?
Fuck do I know? Just got these bagels with butta.
Wow. It is pretty good. All creamy and shit.
This here’s real godamn grade A butta.
Good shit. You ever go to that bagel place over on Larkfield?
Sometimes.
They got good butta.
Butta there’s okay. But this - this is good, no great, butta.
Nothing like good butta.
Like a dream.
On a good bagel.
Or just friggin nice rye toast. Ya know? Burned up like charcoal.
If the butta sucks, ruins the whole fachima thing.
Could eat good butta right outta the containa.
With a spoon.
Big fat gobs.
With a damn ladle.
Got that right.
Yup.
So what you got?
Did that job.
Took care a that cocksucka?
Yeah. Just like you asked.
When.
Last night.
He say anything?
Yeah. Said, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
Yeah. I tell em, the Big Guy sent me, and I swear there’s some piss stain forming on his drawers, and he stands there looking like a dope. Just says: What the fuck.
Stupid bastid.
Like he just learned to talk. Lip twitching and all. Hate that shit.
And pissed his pants.
Like a baby.
Standing there like a moron.
All wet in front.
Say anything else?
Just, what the fuck.
That it?
Guess.
Never said he fucked up?
Nah. Just, what the fuck.
You give him time to think?
Enough.
What about the money.
Was right in the bathroom.
Real genius.
Behind the shower curtain.
Stunad.
Same suitcase.
And the other shit?
Right there next to it.
Never had any brains.
It’s all done, nice.
Easy job, then. Good boy.
Smooth.
Like good butta.
Betta than butta.
Gimme some more a that shit, will ya?
BIO:
Glenn Gray’s got a story in OOTG 6. He’s got other crap in TKnC, Twist of Noir, Dogzplot, BTAP, Powder Burn, Underground Voices, Long Story Short and many others.
Glenn, that was totally original, yet a bit strange, but...er...
ReplyDeleteI loved it, man!
Funny as hell Glenn......Loved it!
ReplyDeleteWe had to start a special category in the BTAP archives just for Glenn--WTF!
ReplyDelete"Like Good Butta" is how flash is suppose to be written. Glenn is with Kieran, Hilary, and Chris H at the toppermost of the creative department and owns his own part of the rock when it comes to exceptional dialogue.
Sounds like some conversations I've had!.About Butta I mean.....Funny as hell,Iloved it.Some times you gotta try cream cheese too! U know what I mean?
ReplyDeleteWTF indeed. Very good stuff. very funny.
ReplyDeleteYeah, gotta agree with everyone else. When we gonna get the follow up, 'I Can't Believe It's Not Good Butta'?
ReplyDeleteThanks all, for the cool comments. Much appreciated...
ReplyDeleteA classic big fat italian mobster. All he thinks about is killing and food. Good story Bro!
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