Wandering Fingers
“Take your hand off my ass before you lose your fingers.”
“There’s no need to be like that, I’m only stroking it.”
“I’m warning you...”
“Aaw, stop being a spoil sport, will you?”
“You guys just never learn, do you?”
“OOOWWWW!”
“Problem?”
“Yes, your fuckin’ donkey just bit my hand!”
BIO:
Vallon Jackson is the pseudonym of a published thriller author – probably the worst kept secret on the blogosphere. Occasionally his mind wanders from his latest book...sometimes in odd directions.
Where did that moment of inspiration come from? lol great flash.
ReplyDeleteEE-AW!
ReplyDeleteI ass-umed it was about a perv.
Good mood-lightener, 'Vallon'.
He was ass-king for it! Very funny, loved it.
ReplyDeleteRegards, David.
That Vallon. He told me ee-aw, ee-aw, ee-always wanted to write.
ReplyDeleteFinger lickin good!
ReplyDeleteI'm only stroking it...boy.
ReplyDeleteNice one Vallon!
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